Dear Diary,
A joyous day without 'snuff'. An ordinary, dull and uneventful day of fingering the Parson's organ for the Chapel service, merry intercourse with Fanny and the playful teasing of Father's one eyed Willie whilst sat upon Ned's magnificent erection. What a boon I have found it to be and indeed it is fast becoming a place where I am content to sit, almost as welcome as my seat upon Cobbler's Knob.
Kristin Chenowith - Home
13 years ago
2 comments:
Dear Mr.Austen,
A delightful selection of pastimes for your Sunday pleasure. You are fortunate indeed to have such a cornucopia with which to share your attentions.
Enviously yours,
Anony.Mous
My Dear Mr Mous,
I would embrace fortune and pleasure as if it were a great cuddly teddy bear but sadly, they have not yet been invented.
Yours foresightedly,
Wayne Austen.
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