Wednesday 26th March 1808

Dear Diary,
I fear I spoke too soon. I had but a few hours to enjoy my home alone with my family before we were invaded by France. Forgive me if I appear somewhat dramatic but it is the truth. This afternoon three large coaches drew up the drive bringing Countess Cornelia Du Plessis and her entourage. I was aware she was to visit but Mother had been coy as to the actual date of arrival and I was taken completely unawares. I have scarcely had to time to rest my facial muscles from forced smiling for Mrs Norris. I doubt I shall survive the next four days.
The Countess swept in, declaring " Ah am so 'appee to be 'ere wiz you".
It seemed the cheek kissing would never end and then she waved in gifts of French cheese!
Heavens! These Continentals take the offensive early!