Dear Diary,
We have a rodent!
I cannot believe the nerve of the brazen beast!
I awoke this morning, slowly opening my eyes, my head still resting upon my pillow and there it was, not four inches from my nose sat upon its hind legs and nibbling upon some morsel of food.
I let out such a shout and leaped from my bed in horror and when I looked back, the beast was nowhere to be seen.
When Harden arrived I informed him of my predicament and leading him into my chamber urged him immediately to take out his Dick. He acquiesced and we retired downstairs leaving his ferret shut in my bedchamber to sniff out my unwelcome guest.
Harden suggested that all the recent disturbance in the garden had obviously sent the beast running indoors in search of food and shelter.
I fervently hope that Harden's pet finds the creature. I cannot bear to think of it nibbling at my Knob End for the duration of my visit to Queensland with Willow.
I shall perhaps ask my sister Fanny if I might make use of her pussy until the weekend.
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