Dear Diary,
Such a shock!
Whilst bending over to examine the progress of the Pentland Javelin that Ned and I planted some months back, Father's Todger mounted me from behind. It took my breath away and I came over all queer and had to return to my chamber for recuperation.
Kristin Chenowith - Home
14 years ago
4 comments:
Dear Wayne,
I am very delighted to know that you and Ned are tending to the Pentland Javelin and I was wondering if you have ever beheld any King Edwards. I have known them to be described as oval to long oval, small, with parti-coloured red/white skin & cream flesh. A mouth watering description to be sure however any I have seen are not that small but very pleasing in size.
I bid you watch out for that old dog but the queer feeling should not concern you as it is normal for a certain percentage of the population to experience these feelings.
Horticulturaly yours,
B.
My dear Mr Moose,
King Edwards? No, however by the sounds of it I did once handle a pair of something similar and indeed my mouth was watering.
Yours slaveringly,
Wayne Austen
My dear Wayne,
Should the opportunity arise I do recommend the King Edwards as they are my favorite and a pair is filling indeed especially when accompanied by an adequate portion of meat. Yum yum 'meat and two veg' very satisfying to one's appetite.
Culinarily yours,
B.
My dear Mr Moose,
.....Sounds most edible.
Yours hungrily,
Wayne Austen
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